Real Man 😂

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Mummy please help her. Lol. Please support us, visit our site more often for new jokes. Thanks

Joke Of The Year 😂

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A young man was ready for
marriage but wanted a virgin, so
he went to the village to get
himself a bride. As soon as he got
there, he chose the first girl he
saw and left to get married to her.
On the wedding night, he and his
bride were about to do the 'thing'
when he discovered she was very
hairy below. So he complained
and said...
HUSBAND: Indeed you are a
village girl! Don't you know you
should have shaved this bushy
hair.
VILLAGE GIRL: Ha! Shave what?!
This is the reason why all the
boys in the village call me
Afro baby.
The husband fainted!

Lol 😂

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Who the hell did this to C Ronaldo . Lol. Scroll down for more funny things.

Food chain

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In biology we call this food chain. Lol. Scroll down for more funny things.

Bike Man And The Prostitute

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BIKE MAN: Where are you going
to?
PROSTITUTE: I'm going to the
mortuary.
BIKE MAN: Sorry it's late, I can't
drop you there except you pay me
3000 naira.
PROSTITUTE: No problem, when
we get there, you'll be paid.
When they got to the mortuary,
the prostitute said, "Wait here a
second, let me go get you the
money."
When the man waited for an hour
without seeing the prostitute, he
decided to go in search of her. He
pushed open the gate of the
mortuary a little bit, took some
steps in, before noticing someone,
who appeared to be the mortuary
attendant, lounging around:
ATTENDANT: How can I help you
sir?
BIKE MAN: I gave a lady a ride to
this place, she asked me to wait
for her to go inside and get the
money for the ride, but didn't
come back.
ATTENDANT: No one entered here!
So I don't know what you are
talking about.
The bike man insisted and decided
to stay and wait for the lady. The
attendant thought for a while and
asked him to follow him into the
mortuary room. When they got
there:
ATTENDANT: (He picks up a stick
beside him, and points it towards
the bodies) If you know you
entered a bike and didn't pay,
quickly raise up your hand and
bring it out or else I will beat all of
you with this stick!
Quickly, one of the dead bodies
raised up her hand and threw the
money at the bike rider.
If you were the bike man, what will
you do??????????

So Funny

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Women And Money

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African Women don't want any sweet talks, just keep quiet and give them the money they asked.


Brostitute, Lol

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This is a new word for male prostitute, visit back for more funny things. Thanks for coming

Stupid Boy

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Good morning. Thanks for being here, scroll down for more funny things.

So funny

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Yes I Can 😂

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That's the only reason i can cry over a girl.  Lol. Please come back for more updates. Thanks for being here

Word. Lol

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I think  this relationship is officially over. Lol😂😂. Please share

Support black people's business. Buy black dolls

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Only a racist would complain:
Support black people business, throw away your white dolls and buy our black dolls for your children.
It's better to support home companies to grow as this would increase the country's GDP level. 😂😂😂😂😅😂😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😂

23 Jokes. Enjoy

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1.) Some girls are funny… They leave hair in
their arm- pits & shave their eyebrows.
# Biko What kind of farming system is that?
Hmmm...
2.) I vomit 2 times today in the presence of
my mom and she has been looking at me
somehow, should I remind her that am not
pregnant, that I'm a man??... # Ewo!!!
Nawaooo!!!!!!!!!
3.) The only warning Africans take seriously
is *Low battery*
# TrueOrFalse ??
4.) Just wondering what Methuselah was
doing on earth for 969 yrs without an
Android phone and power bank…
That man strong.
# I_Swear
5.) A Slay Queen At My Back During Lectures
Today Shouted "We Can't See Your Voice Sir,
Please Be Loudable''
I’m Still Waiting For My Turn To Faint Cause
We Are Fainting According To Our reg.
Number.
6.) I Have Been Fainting Since Yesterday
When This Girl Told Me She Fell From A Bike
And Broke Her Virginity.
# Kuku_Kill_Me .
7.) :
No one is more respectful than the person
who wants to borrow money ...... He/She
can even greet your dog ........ “Hello bingo,
how was your night???......”
8.) That Moment When Your Father Calls You
"Stupid Boy" And You Mistakenly Reply "you
Nkor" My Brother Jejely Pack To The Next
Orphanage Near You....
9.) Your Pastor Has 6 Bodyguards And You
Only Have His Sticker On Your Car To Protect
You, Is Your Brain Paining You?
Lemme Come Nd Be Going?
10.) When you get married to a jealous
husband...
Husband: hello honey, were are u?
Wife: I'm in the church
Husband: give the phone to Jesus...
11.) Akpors Wife asked: What are u doing?
Akpors replied: am Killing mosquitoes?
Wife: How many did u kill?
Akpors: Total 5. Two females, 3 males.
Wife: How do u know their genders?
Akpors: 2 were near mirror and 3 near beer
bottle
Lemme come and be going
12.) Some guys will intentionally not put
chairs in their rooms so that when a lady
comes to visit, she will have no other option
than to sit on the bed. These are Minister of
Strategic planning and Bedmatic Affairs.
Innocent Chasm Observes. # AbiNoBeSo
??
13.) Why do banks connect ropes to their
pens? We trust them with our money yet
they can't trust us with common pen
Say no to banks and bring ur money Lemmi
keep for y'all. My pen is take away
14.) Who noticed??
Lagos babes no dey post pics again The
flood don carry their makeup kit
15.) It's only Nigerian Police that will tell you:
“Oga Your plate Number is LAGOS what are
you doing in SOKOTO you are Under Arrest”.
# Lmao **
16.) All those Guyz making promises during
sex .
How will u be promising one lady two
houses, one helicopter and three cars while
u’re owing mama Akara 500 hundred
naira??
Bros, is ur brain paining u?
17.) # Palz!
I want to build a strong relationship, I have
bought cement what else do I need?
18.) That Moment You Take Your Ugly Friend
Along With You To Your Crush House
.
And She Be Like: "Oh My God!!! You Guys
Look Alike" # FADALURD_TakeMySoul **
19.) Black people think violence fixes
everything. You will find a person slapping a
remote control simply becoz it is not
working.
20.) That awkward moment you seated in
church beside your crush and your kid
broda came running with #10 note towards
you and says broda Mummy said I should
give you for OFFERING..
.
Kukuma kill me… # Lol **
21.) When God Wanna Play Your Video On
Judgement Day, And It Shows Viewer
Discretion +18 Just Jejely Walk To Hell Fire
Straight.
22.) Government to remove pockets from
the police uniform… Great idea right??
23.) It’s only in Nigeria you'll see a conductor
eating bread with Power horse...
For God's sake, its an energy drink, not
Lipton. # Ah_ah ! ..lwkmd

Laugh with me 😂

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A mad man saw a brand new 4X4 car parked in front of a house.
.
He said: "wow the owner of this car is very dumb...simple 4×4 he cannot solve", he then took a stone and wrote on the car =16.
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The owner of the car got so angry and went ahead to spray the car new.
.
The mad man did it again.
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The owner was so angry by this time that when he finished spraying, he ordered them to write 4X4=16.
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This time The mad man came around, looked at the car, nodded his head, smiled, picked a stone and marked it CORRECT...✔
.
😂😂😂😂

Cheating Couple. Lol

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*True Story*
A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.

-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.

Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.

The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.

The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.

Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.

After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.

The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.

In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.

He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.

The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.

The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.

After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.

The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.

This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.

Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.

The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife??? In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.

The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.

To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.

The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.

In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.

-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.

Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Uptil now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.

When he does, I will let you know... 😄
Oya come and beat me na 😜😜😜😜😜😜am in my house

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