Bike Man And The Prostitute

BIKE MAN: Where are you going
to?
PROSTITUTE: I'm going to the
mortuary.
BIKE MAN: Sorry it's late, I can't
drop you there except you pay me
3000 naira.
PROSTITUTE: No problem, when
we get there, you'll be paid.
When they got to the mortuary,
the prostitute said, "Wait here a
second, let me go get you the
money."
When the man waited for an hour
without seeing the prostitute, he
decided to go in search of her. He
pushed open the gate of the
mortuary a little bit, took some
steps in, before noticing someone,
who appeared to be the mortuary
attendant, lounging around:
ATTENDANT: How can I help you
sir?
BIKE MAN: I gave a lady a ride to
this place, she asked me to wait
for her to go inside and get the
money for the ride, but didn't
come back.
ATTENDANT: No one entered here!
So I don't know what you are
talking about.
The bike man insisted and decided
to stay and wait for the lady. The
attendant thought for a while and
asked him to follow him into the
mortuary room. When they got
there:
ATTENDANT: (He picks up a stick
beside him, and points it towards
the bodies) If you know you
entered a bike and didn't pay,
quickly raise up your hand and
bring it out or else I will beat all of
you with this stick!
Quickly, one of the dead bodies
raised up her hand and threw the
money at the bike rider.
If you were the bike man, what will
you do??????????

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