Joke of the Day. Lol

Posted on April 23, 2018by with No comments

An 8 years old son asks his dad:
"Whats
the difference between 'Potential ' and 'reality?'
Dad turns to wife: "Would you sleep with
Barack Obama for $1 million?"
Wife: "Of course, I will never waste that opportunity."
Dad turns to daughter: "Would you sleep with Brat Pitt for $1 million?"
Daughter: Yes! He is my fantasy.
Dad turns to elder son: "Would u sleep with Tom Cruise for
$l million?"
Eldest son: "Why not? Imagine what I would do with that money."
Dad then turns to his youngest son: "You see son, 'Potentially ' we are living with 3 millionaires BUT in 'reality ' we are living with two prostitutes and one Gay

Toothbrush

Posted on April 19, 2018by with No comments

😂😂😂
A little girl ran to her Mum and said "you refused to tell me the name of the thing hanging between dads legs, well I have finally figured it on my
own. ITS A TOOTHBRUSH."
Then Mum laughed and asked the daughter "who told you that?"the girl
replied,"When I came back from school,I saw the maid kneeling in front of Dad, brushing her teeth
with Dad's TOOTHBRUSH then I saw plenty of TOOTHPASTE in her mouth".........
............Wooooih!
#Yawa
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The maid's burial is this Saturday.
You're all invited 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 .

Don't Argue, Lol

Posted on April 18, 2018by with No comments

U gat to face reality
Ronaldo and messi did not wake up  only in a single day to become best players. They trained a lot under diff coaches.
So if your gf is good in bed, that's not news. Get to know that she trained for a long time under diff coaches😜😜😜😜😜

This is real, Lol

Posted on April 18, 2018by with 1 comment

*Have u ever been so broke and then yo girlfriend visits. U decide to buy her a drink.... U go 2 the shop with two bottles, buy one Fanta and fill the sprite bottle with water so that u may keep her company as she enjoys yo last coin. And when u get back to the house she says "Baby serve me sprite its my favorite" 😳🙆‍♂. My brother u will feel the symptoms of ebola ☺😁😆😂😂*😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Pls laugh small , English Lesson!

Posted on April 18, 2018by with No comments


Teacher: Today, we'll talk about question tags. Here are examples:
1. She is coming, isn't she?
2. They have eaten, haven't they?

Now, who can give me another example?

Abu: Sir! Na Yam we go chop today, chopn't we?

Teacher: What kind of sentence is that, please who can help correct him?

Akpos: Sir! Na yam we go chop today, yamn't we?

Teacher: You guys must be stupid! Must you joke with everything? Óyá, Emmanuella! I know you're brilliant. Give us an example.

Emmanuella: Na motor go kill our teacher, killn't him?

Teacher: Na motor go kill your papa, papan't u?

You are now laughing. Laughin't u?😀😀😀😀😀dont laugh alone put a smile on someone's face.
Putn't you?

I doubt, Lol

Posted on April 17, 2018by with No comments

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Small boob's joke 😂

Posted on April 15, 2018by with No comments

A girl posted on facebook: "If I wear bra,  my boob's will stand firm,.. if I don't wear bra, my boob's will still stand firm... Small boob's rocks" 🤗🤗
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Another guy commented: "Calm down..  Young Man!!"

3 Contractors Joke

Posted on April 15, 2018by with No comments

3 contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House, where Donald J. Trump lives.
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The 1st is from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd from South Africa
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They go with White House officials to examine the
fence.
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The Indian takes out a tape & does some
measuring, works some figures "Well", he says, "I figure the job will cost$900. ($400 for materials, $
400 for my team & $100 profit for me)".
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The Chinese does some measuring & figuring, says, "I can do it for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for
my team & $100 profit for me)".
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The South African doesn't measure or calculate figures,
but he leans over to the White House official & whispers,"$2,700.
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"The official says, "You didn't even measure how did
you come up with such a high figure? "
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The South African whispers "$1000 for me, $1000 for you,
& $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job!

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